Strawberry Bootlace. The egg is around here, I can sense it. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! He looks like a paedophile. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Soup! Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes This excellent advice:. You think it's going to be alright? We all die. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review Mmm. Tony Harrison: You are so square! I couldnt really find that. Gonna do a portrait are you? [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. Order up some violent quiche. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Oh cheese. Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Working out to hot be-bop. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Boat Times 2005 Hoodie by DiceHateKris $47 Nanageddon Hoodie by KateBlubird $47 The Mighty Boosh - Phases Of The Moon Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh - Monkey Skulls Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 THE MIGHTY BOOSH Hoodie by ptelling $47 I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Don't be mockin' my mocha. Arms in short, then with the claw! Stop. The Hitcher: Yeah, It's a good one, ain't it? And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. What is Yorkshire? Chokus-Pocus! Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? You see a peanut? Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Saboo: Live your life? Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. My hat's on fire! See production, box office & company info. Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. I can't hear my internal TomTom. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. Who's gonna know? Chilli chowder. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. I love that lady. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country Ooo. There were loads of 'em on the front. Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. . Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Your voice was trapped in there this morning. [laughs]. See this pouch? The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . Thanks. Vince: They never found his body? That's it. Bob Fossil: Yeah? Me and Jack aquaintances. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. The sweet irony!". As big as a garage. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh all right, fair enough. I said. Jazz's deformed cousin. Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Rudy: The balls test! You and your wife must go without me., Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space., Spider Dijon: Now Im going to rewind you-like the bitch you are!, Vince Noir : You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! Jump to: navigation, search. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. Stopped him pressing accelerator. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. You witness some soil? The internet's a powerful tool these days. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! You just killed the wrong geezer! The nose? When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And of course, these excellent new names. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. It's a mash up! Juli 2005 und dem 30. It's not a dress! Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Its fine. The Moon: Heey! But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Vince: At least. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? All is lost. Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Naboo: He's gone too! Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? . "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. The New Sound. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Very visually noisy, your face. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Soup, soup a spicey. . [Other native vomits on a plate]. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Web. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Check out our mighty boosh quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our digital prints shops. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. Johnny Segment? There's a simple truth to you. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. He's got one of those faces. Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal? You know? You proved your point, in song format! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Naboo: Thats Yakult. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Huh? "Rumours.". Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Can he get out? No, sod it, eight! They call me the Midnight Barber. Mood swings? [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. The eyes screaming out? Yeah, the pandas. Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Can't catch what don't exists. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags My own beast and creation, killing me dead! I'm Howard Moon! Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. Obsessed with travel? NOOO! Jupiter, I did a song! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? But I'm gonna protect you boy. In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. He dangerous. Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. The green shape, was frozen. Vince: Hey Naboo. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! What is Yorkshire? ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. It hurts! I've just been riding a porpoise. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. The Mighty Boosh The Priest And The Beast. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. - , . Like um, like a garage. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Howard Moon: Keep back. Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. It's kill or be killed. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. That's not very P.C. Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. But I found another song about a train. All rights reserved. The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Good choice. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. Don't run around the house in a little car. Rudy: My name is Rudy. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. I shall assign you a partner. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. I love you, Vince. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. So funny and so artistic. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes That's not published, is it? I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Vince Noir: Howard? It's letting in all sorts of mambo jimbo. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? How dare you even speak of the crunch. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. I am a summer soup. Turn around. Some call me Photoshop. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. [Spits] That's all you people know. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Jab up this joker! I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. Howard Moon: No. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. 45 points 1 comments. Howard Moon remains where he is. Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? Look! 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